Friday, November 20, 2009

Sarah Palin - Satire's Latest Target

Former VP candidate Sarah Palin has released a new autobiographical work entitled Going Rogue: An American Life. The book is a New York Times bestseller that has Republican voters overjoyed and liberal pundits overjoyed as well.

Stephen Colbert, the ballsy "conservative" Comedy Central pundit reviewed her book on his show in the segment "The Word."

Jimmy Fallon had his fun too.

Why is this book being lampooned? Well, just look at Ms. Palin's Vice-Presidential run this past election cycle. Unless you've been living in the cave next Bin Laden (the one without the electronic radio/video hookups) you know Ms. Palin didn't exactly "wow" the American public with her qualifications for VPOTUS.

Let's also take into account that right-wing media figures aren't necessarily known for accuracy or truthfulness in news reporting. Ms. Palin continues this in her book:

PALIN: Says she made frugality a point when traveling on state business as Alaska governor, asking "only" for reasonably priced rooms and not "often" going for the "high-end, robe-and-slippers" hotels.

THE FACTS: Although travel records indicate she usually opted for less-pricey hotels while governor, Palin and daughter Bristol stayed five days and four nights at the $707.29-per-night Essex House luxury hotel (robes and slippers come standard) overlooking New York City's Central Park for a five-hour women's leadership conference in October 2007. With air fare, the cost to Alaska was well over $3,000. Event organizers said Palin asked if she could bring her daughter. The governor billed her state more than $20,000 for her children's travel, including to events where they had not been invited, and in some cases later amended expense reports to specify that they had been on official business.



PALIN: Boasts that she ran her campaign for governor on small donations, mostly from first-time givers, and turned back large checks from big donors if her campaign perceived a conflict of interest.

THE FACTS: Of the roughly $1.3 million she raised for her primary and general election campaigns for governor, more than half came from people and political action committees giving at least $500, according to an AP analysis of her campaign finance reports. The maximum that individual donors could give was $1,000; $2,000 for a PAC. Of the rest, about $76,000 came from Republican Party committees.
She accepted $1,000 each from a state senator and his wife in the weeks after the two Republican lawmakers' offices were raided by the FBI as part of an investigation into a powerful Alaska oilfield services company. After AP reported those donations during the presidential campaign, she said she would give a comparative sum to charity after the general election in 2010, a date set by state election laws.



PALIN: Rails against taxpayer-financed bailouts, which she attributes to Obama. She recounts telling daughter Bristol that to succeed in business, "you'll have to be brave enough to fail."

THE FACTS: Palin is blurring the lines between Obama's stimulus plan — a $787 billion package of tax cuts, state aid, social programs and government contracts — and the federal bailout that Republican presidential candidate John McCain voted for and President George W. Bush signed. Palin's views on bailouts appeared to evolve as McCain's vice presidential running mate. In September 2008, she said "taxpayers cannot be looked to as the bailout, as the solution, to the problems on Wall Street." A week later, she said "ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy." During the vice presidential debate in October, Palin praised McCain for being "instrumental in bringing folks together" to pass the $700 billion bailout. After that, she said "it is a time of crisis and government did have to step in."


I guess if you're going to make a claim in well-publicized medium, you better know your stuff is on-point. If not, prepare to be torn apart by the likes of the Stuart Smalley.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Glenn Beck - Rapist/Murderer?

Nah, Beck didn't kill or rape anyone in 1990 (well, he wasn't caught raping or murdering someone....).

What did you infer from the parenthesis? Well, that's how satire works. Isaac Eiland-Hall just finished up a legal battle with Glenn Beck over the name of his satirical website glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. The name alone is a play on Glenn Beck's gimmick of loosely relating unrelated people to a certain event (i.e. Obama, Obama sounds like drama, Gladiator was a drama movie, in the movie there was thunder, thunder = bad weather, weather and Weather Underground, William Ayers was in the Weather Underground, Weather Underground = terrorist - OH MY GOD! OBAMA'S A TERRORIST!!!!!).

Now let's remember, Glenn Beck works for a "news" station. Satire in a cable news setting should include a disclaimer to prevent any kind of confusion. I don't remember Fox News imposing any disclaimers on Beck's show. But then again, I don't watch his program normally so I wouldn't know of any recent moves that weren't included in the news.

Funny how Mr. Eiland-Hall's website has as part of the title,

The Official Parody Website About The Controversy

Why does Isaac Heiland-Hall have to use a disclaimer in case of litigation but Glenn Beck doesn't? We'll let the law students answer that one. But Heiland-Hall took advantage of the Information Superhighway to do the same thing Beck does every weeknight - flex his First Amendment rights.

After beating Beck in a legal fight over the domain name, Heliand-Hall wrote to Beck:

It bears observing that by bringing the WIPO complaint, you took what was merely one small critique meme, in a sea of internet memes, and turned it into a super-meme. Then, in pressing forward (by not withdrawing the complaint and instead filing additional briefs), you turned the super-meme into an object lesson in First Amendment principles.

It also bears noting, in this matter and for the future, that you are entirely in control of whether or not you are the subject of this kind of criticism. I chose to criticize you using the well-tested method of satire because of its effectiveness. But, humor aside, your rhetorical style is no laughing matter. In this context of the WIPO case, you denigrated the letter of First Amendment law. In the context of your television show and your notoriety, you routinely and shamelessly denigrate the spirit of the First Amendment. The purpose of the expressive freedoms embodied in the First Amendment is not to simply permit the greatest possible scope of expression, but also, in doing so, to also strive for excellence in the conveyance of ideas. Rather than choosing to strive for excellence and civic contribution, you simply pander to the fears and insecurities of your audience. And in the process, you do them, and all of us, a great deal of harm.

Shame on you Mr. Beck.


The website is no longer running at the disputed web address, but can be found here. It has some interesting clips of Beck exercising his First Amendment rights over the last 3 years, as well as some more satire lambasting him.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Give And Take

When I was engaged to be married, I asked some of my married friends for advice. The moist poignant piece I received went something like this:

"It's all give-and-take. Give in, and take a lot of sh_t."

Looks like I'm going to have to give Jon Stewart the same talk.

This past week, Stewart's The Daily Show conducted an interview with Palestinian Democracy Activist
Mustafa Barghouti and human rights activist Anna Baltzer. During the interview, Barghouti was heckled ("You lie!"), to which Stewart responded, "Apparently, Joe Wilson is in our audience." This was reportedly the first time The Daily Show had faced a heckler in its 11-year history. So much for the "liberal" audience...

Now it's pretty obvious in the American political landscape that there is no real room for debate on Palestinian/Israeli issues. It's pretty simple - if you criticize Israel's policies, you're anti-Semetic by default. Stewart, a prolific cultural Jew, has prided The Daily Show's liberal stance by backing up all jokes and satirical acts with actual quantitative and qualitative facts. This is refreshing, when considering the prevalent news outlets such as Fox News (right-wing oriented), MSNBC (left-leaning), and CNN (whichever way the public tide is currently swinging).
Comedy that takes a stance while reviewing facts is more trustworthy than journalists taking manipulated stances.

But just as Jon Stewart has given in to the right to allow them to express their viewpoints (ex. Mike Huckabee, Jonah Goldberg, Zell Miller, etc), he now must take sh_t from the Zionist Pro-Israel lobby for allowing the other side of the Middle East debate to receive airtime.

Funny how no one seemed to complain during such segments like "Even Stephvens" where Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell "debated" over which religion, Islam or Christianity, was better, while admitting that they didn't really like Jews. The bit provoked a raucous reaction of humor from the live audience. Or how about when "Senior Black Correspondent" Larry Wilmore did an "editorial" concerning Michael Richards' use of the N-word and interjected something to the effect of "Jewing them down" when in negotiations to use N-word references? More wild laughter from the crowd at the hint of irony.

As an Executive Producer of one of the most popular satire outlets in American media, Stewart has always allowed comedy to express actual and populist views to the public on a nightly basis. While some of this humor may seem demeaning to his Jewish heritage, it has always been taken with a truth-in-jest-everyone-gets-slammed chil pill. So now that another side of a HEATED debate gets aired in a serious nature, Stewart must face hate-mail?

Maybe Stewart should have presented the Palestinian viewpoint with a soliloquy from John Oliver hitting on Samantha Bee, As Bee could have represented the world and Oliver could have been Palestine begging for Bee to "just hear him out!!!" Would that have angered the Pro-Israel lobby the same way? Would the Zionists have been bent out of shape if Wyatt Cenac had editorialized a heavy-handed punishment administered by the Jewish Stewart if The Show's writers had carefully and masterfully scripted an ironically heated exchange betwen the two?

The next trend in American media: present the news of the day with ironic humor. I guess it would have to be because Jon Stewart shouldn't have to get slammed for presenting a serious issue in it's true context: SERIOUS.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Republicans Endorse Swine-Flu

It's True! It's True! (not really, but it is funny)

WASHINGTON—Claiming that the president was preying on the public's fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1 virus a national emergency, Republican leaders announced Wednesday that they were officially endorsing the swine flu. "Thousands of Americans—hardworking ordinary Americans like you and me—already have H1N1," Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele said during a press conference. "Now Obama wants to take that away from us. Ask yourself: Do you want the federal government making these kinds of health care decisions for you and your family?" Other prominent Republicans opposing Obama's declaration of emergency include Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, who urged residents of his state to continue not washing their hands, and radio host Rush Limbaugh, who made a point of dying of the virus during his show on Wednesday.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize

I'm a Barack Obama supporter. But I'm not some partisan tribalist who saw an eloquent, somewhat scholarly man of similar race and thought, "Hmmmm....November 2008 would be the perfect time to stick it to whitey", as Rush Limbaugh might suggest. No, I saw John McCain, a man who I would have voted for in 2000 if he had gotten his party's nod, as a shell of his former self, kissing up to the far fringes of his constituency and trashing his "maverick" status in a last ditch attempt to become President of the United States. I also saw a man in Barack Obama who was actually smart enough to read a teleprompter, had the ability to "mobilize the troops" in following his lofty ideas for change, and inspired my fellow Generation Xers who had given up on voting completely due to the feeling that nothing would change no matter which side, the jackass or the trunk-nose, won the election. The choice was clear to me.

So, nine months into his first term, President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize. I have to be honest and say that the prize is as much a joke as when peace-monger Jimmy Carter won it (his record on America's policies towards Latin America and Southeast Asia should have been considered). It was clear that mister Carter won because he was so vocally anti-Bush during Dubya's war campaigns.

It also seems to be clear that President Obama has won his award on the basis of "hope." Realistically, it's only been nine months for chrissake. How much do we really think the man is going to get achieved? I have to question the intellectual capacity of those who believed that racism would cease, everyone would get healthcare, the rain would never dampen our spirits, and a permanent rainbow would greet our our vision every morning once Obama got elected. Presidents generally don't make significant change in the American society in their first year in office. I'm willing to give the president a full 4 year term to prove him/herself as worthy of continuity. My criticism lies elsewhere.

Tom Tomorrow's latest satirical work paints a pretty good picture of how I'm feeling:


The idea of Obama


Wow....a picture can say so much more than words. Especially when those pictures are accompanied by words of sarcasm.

But this is "g-check" time for the POTUS. In too many instances (already) Pres. Obama has extended the olive branch to people who have no intention of working with him. I agree with Michael Moore's criticism that you don't go into a proposal with compromise as part of your argument. Hence, the debacle that the healthcare debate has become.

Okay, TMI, I guess. I'm going into my political feelings as though this were my former blog (with considerably less profanity ;-)). Just read the comic above and get an understanding of how many of us liberals are thinking with regards to president's seemingly dual personalities.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Glenn Beck/Stephen Colbert

Cotdamn!.....That Stephen Colbert is a funny bastard. The "conservative" pundit "defended" the so -called Fox News personality this past Thursday.

You can see it here.

For those who still may not know, Colbert, pronounced Col-bear' ("It's French, b!tch"), has fashioned himself as a liberal comedian disguised in conservative-pundit wares. In short, as a conservative pundit on a "fake-news" program four nights a week, Colbert expresses his liberal views concerning the news of the day by ranting from a right-wing viewpoint. This sarcasm-on-speed captures the liberal audiences' attention through comic rhetoric and easy-to-grasp irony, while at the same time satisfying left-wing anger through insulting side-slaps and feigned, selective Republican outrage.

Glenn Beck is a radio-television personality who built his popularity as a conservative commentator on the well-respected Cable News Network (CNN). In October 2008, Beck left CNN and joined Fox News to host his own television program Glenn Beck. In recent months, Beck has been highly analyzed and criticized for his outlandish personality and his constant srying on screen. While he is the scourge of the liberal media, he is the newewst darling of conservative mouthpiece.

What's the difference between the two? Colbert readily admits that he is a satirist performing on a comedy station. Glenn Beck admits to being an entertainer and rodeo-clown, but from a station that clings to the image of a credible, trusted news source.

Should both programs be considered satire? Stephen Colbert ran for president in 2008 (he officially filed in his home state of South Carolina) with the intention, not to actually be US President, but to raise money for an online charity which works to benefit low-income students.
Glenn Beck places Vick's VapoRub under his eyes to appear to have tear-jerking reactions to liberal policies and procedures which appear on the daily news wire.

So are both programs works of entertainment meant to pander to distinct political audiences? Should they both be taken as seriously as Brian Williams' nightly newscast, or should we treat these shows as seriously as we would treat a Carrot Top political commentary?

Okay, I need YOU, the reader, for this. Leave your comment on the above. Let me know how you feel. Do you like either one of these media clowns? Do you like their performances, political views, or both? Neither? Are you even political? Get at me!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

So who do you trust for news?

Ok, so check this out-

Last year, I was perusing the NY Times and I came across a news article,

Is Jon Stewart the Most Trusted Man In America?

Of course, I thought this was hilarious. But minutes later I began to ask myself, how do I get most of my news? At that time I was working a full-time job in NYC while still tending to my 3 hr-a-day-after-work responsibilities as an amateur boxing trainer and gym treasurer. Factor in my 2 hr door-to-door commute each way, and you'll understand that I didn't have a lot of time to check multiple sources for the news each day.

But during my lunch breaks I would check the NY Times one day, Rawstory another day, and The Onion on most days. Of the three, the NY Times is the most balanced, with The Rawstory having an accurate, but left-leaning slant towards the stories they report and write. But The Onion was the most enjoyable, poking fun at politics and America's social ills. The Onion, too, is left-leaning, yet is enjoyed by both liberals and right-leaning centrsits alike.

At the end of my long day (usually around 9:30, 10 pm) the wife and I enjoy both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. A great way to wind down and go to sleep in a good mood. Did I also mention that they cover news of the day we both may have missed? They've got jokes and jokes and jokes...and yet you'll be hard pressed to find a CREDIBLE news source that will criticize either show for mis-characterizing the news. Stephen Colbert, a "satirist on Speed," absolutely TORCHED President George W. Bush at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in 2006 and was only criticized for poor taste. Jon Stewart ripped financial guru Jim Cramer a new one and netted 2.3 million viewers.

So why is Jon Stewart trusted more than Soledad O'Brien, Tucker Carlson, or Katie Couric?

Do you think the satirical videos posted on YouTube or individual blog sites have merit? How do you know who's real and who's completely misinformed (or has the intention to misinform the viewer/reader)?

Tom Tomorrow has comics posted weekly which lampoon the politics of the day, assuming the reader trusts his interpretation of current events. But where does Tom Tomorrow get his facts to lampoon? Bill Maher's Real Time is a popular weekly satire program filled with F-bombs, sexual references, and vulgar inferences toward political opponents. So why do Bill's fans listen intently to his New Rules segment? Is it just entertainment is does he make a good point while stretching the audiences' collective attention spans longer than Jim Lehrer ever could?

So who's sense of humor keeps your attention? Feel free to comment on whoever you believe
has mastered the art of "ha ha ha.....nah, I'm only serious..."